If this is your husband, I have just endured a 2 hour train ride from Philadelphia listening to this loser and his friends brag about their multiple affairs and how their wives are too stupid to catch on. Oh, please reblog the shit out of this…dude I think this guy is one of my neighbors (or one of my old neighbors)
Good Bye Bye
its never safe to use tumblr beside your parents
when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn
This is the greatest thing we’ve ever done as a couple, when we die please remember us by this.