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From NJ. 19. love anything funny.
explanations and exaggerations

angel-with-a-flower-crown:

theblacksymphony:

If this is your husband, I have just endured a 2 hour train ride from Philadelphia listening to this loser and his friends brag about their multiple affairs and how their wives are too stupid to catch on. Oh, please reblog the shit out of this…

dude I think this guy is one of my neighbors (or one of my old neighbors)

64px:

funandflirtynog:

SNAKES DONT HAVE ARMS? THEY CANT GO BOWLING

fuck. there goes my snake bowling team, fuck this

suspend:

its never safe to use tumblr beside your parents

bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

parkingstrange:

This is the greatest thing we’ve ever done as a couple, when we die please remember us by this.